Getting the ORDER OF MERIT OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF GERMANY is so easy

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A Day in the Life of an Aspiring Hero: The Odyssey of the Order of Merit Cross

Welcome back, my dear seekers of entertainment! Today I embark on an adventurous journey to obtain the most coveted jewel of the Federal Republic of Germany - the Order of Merit Cross. But before diving into this epic quest, we need a bit of context.

What do the dazzling superstars Helene Fischer, Michael Jackson, and I have in common? That's right, we are all proud winners of the legendary Echo Awards! After easily snagging the last Echo in history, I thought to myself, 'Why not reach for the stars?' So off to the adventure!

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But now back to the exciting part: the coveted Order of Merit Cross. This prestigious award is bestowed upon citizens who have made outstanding achievements in the fields of social, political, or economic matters. Excitedly, I researched which prominent personalities have already received this honor.

The list is full of luminaries like Jürgen Klopp, Otto Walkes, Dirk Novitki, and many more. One name stands out - Peter Lustig, who has shaped our childhood with his show 'Löwenzahn'. But I also see myself as a mediator of knowledge and values. Could I perhaps also receive a cross?

After contacting the manufacturer of the Order of Merit Cross and receiving a reply with a fabricated story about Peter Lustig's honorary cross, it's time to get down to business. A few emails later and a 'standard' newspaper advertisement later, I actually receive a confirmation for my order. It sounds too easy, too good to be true.

And lo and behold, soon I hold the Order of Merit Cross in my hands. An exquisite piece, shining and noble. But a sense of unease stirs within me. Is it really right to wear this cross? Does it feel like a usurpation of authority?

In the end, I take the plunge and put on the cross. An official honorary citizen? It feels odd, not because of the cross itself, but because the journey there was so simple and the price so low. A bit too easy for such a high honor, don't you think as well?

So, my dear viewers, here I stand now with a touch of splendor and glory. But amidst the shine and vanity, I hesitate. Does the cross truly feel earned? Or am I here as a living example that not everything that glitters is gold?

Until the next adventure, your intrepid entertainment hero!

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